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    5.05 - There is no I in team

    Meredith: Excuse me! What is going on?
    Izzie: Trying to decide which of our interns to give to George.
    Lexie: In front of us, they're deciding in front of us. Like livestock at a state fair.
    Cristina: I think I'll keep Lexipedia. She remembers many things... and she bathes, which is much more than i can say for stinky 2 over there. You smell.



    Meredith: I don't even want the credit, but the clinical trial was my idea. And I had to beg him to do it. More than once.
    Izzie: It's okay if you want the credit. I would want the credit.
    Cristina: When you screw the attendings you get screwed. They have all the power.
    Lexie: Interns, you could screw interns. Date, you could DATE interns. Because we're so non-threatening.


    Richard: What are you people doing?
    Izzie: We were just, uh, just deciding which of our interns to give to George.
    Cristina: Uh huh.
    Miranda: Oh, you think I got to choose my interns? And I picked you people... 'cause you're all such a surgical dream team? [to Alex] You, you're lazy. [to Izzie] You're whiney. [to Meredith] Butter fingers over there... downright depressing. [to Cristina] You, Yang, you're just annoying. Choosing their own interns! What are ...
    Richard: Give me those damn cards. [picks out four, hands cards to George] O'Malley, you have interns.


    George: So, tomorrow we will meet one hour before pre-rounds.
    Intern 3: Dude, that's like 4 a.m.
    Intern 1: Dr. Stevens never made us come in before pre-rounds.
    Intern 2: Yeah O'Malley. You gotta chill. [walks away]
    George: They probably should say Dr. O'Malley.

    Edited by McMarty - 29/10/2008, 20:56
     
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    5.07 - Rise Up

    George: We're operating on robots now?
    Alex: Can we please go back to pigs.
    Cristina: Yeah, what about people?
    Miranda: Well when the Chief decides which one of you gets to do the first solo surgery, you'll wanna be ready.


    Cristina: 3, run these by the lab, and then go down to the morgue and get the forms for an unclaimed body.
    Lexie: He needs a chest tube, right? I was just thinking, with the solo surgery coming up, that-
    Cristina: With the solo surgery coming up your job is to impress me. Go.
    Owen: Dr. Yang with the solo surgery coming up your job is to impress me. You're planning for his death while I'm fighting for his life.
    Cristina: I was trying to be prepared, I'm sorry ...
    Owen: I can't use sorry. I can use a doctor. Be one.


    Erica: Have you familiarized yourself with the case?
    Meredith: Michael Morris, 44-year-old male with congenital hypertrophic cardio myopathy. Failed medical treatment at Seattle West. Been waiting on a heart transplant since narrowly missing out on one on May 14 of Two Thousand and ...
    Izzie: Wait... May 14 what?
    Meredith: What?
    Izzie: That's Denny's heart. That's the heart I stole for Denny.



    Erica: I'm gonna stop you right there. Look. I don't get attached to patients. But I like this guy, and I've spent almost two years giving him hope, and then taking it away. This procedure will buy him time until he can get another shot at a transplant. We need to make sure it works, okay?
    Meredith: Absolutely.
    Izzie: Of course.


    Alex: Was there this much blood in his urine before?
    Lexie: No ...
    Cristina: He's going to need a bedside-
    Alex: Dibs on that.
    Cristina: No no no. That's mine. And his bladder repair is mine too.
    Owen: Get away from that man right now!


    Owen: Are you deaf, Karev? I said step away from him.
    Alex: I'm just saying that we're saving his li-
    Owen: No what you did was pick over him like vultures. What you did was treat a man who's fighting to live like he's already dead. You have no sense, no decency and no respect!
     
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    5.09 - In the midnight hour

    Meredith: What... what are you doin' out here?
    Alex: What, you think you're the only one who paid a nurse to have her page you with an appy?
    Meredith: That's not what I meant.
    [hears Izzie moaning]
    Meredith: THAT'S what I meant.


    Bailey: You never know Karev, severe abdominal pain could become an appendectomy ...
    Alex: Dr. Bailey I am here to help in any way that I can. If there's someone in pain, then I'm there.


    Sadie: Death is so wrong about you.
    Lexie: What did she say?
    Sadie: That you're a priss.

    Edited by McMarty - 21/11/2008, 17:57
     
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    5.10 - All by myself

    Lexie: It's done!
    Alex: Whatever, Helen Keller.
    Lexie: No really. The Chief sent me. They made their choice.
    George: Who is it?
    Lexie: [points] It's you.
     
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    5.12 - Sympathy for the devil
    Alex: 10 bucks says she tanks in the first 5 minutes.
    Sadie: I have faith in death.She’ll make a good impression.
    Alex: She's holding that bottle of tequila like it's a life vest.
    George: Mer,don't listen to them. She's gonna love you.
    Meredith: No.Mothers don't love me. Mothers like bright and bubbly and happy and... Izzie. Mothers love Izzie.
    Izzie: They do. Mothers do love Izzie.
    Denny: My mother would've loved you.
    Izzie: Uh,I stashed all the tequila, took the condoms out of the cookie jar. I also replaced all your trashy magazines with back issues of the "annals of surgery," okay? Does it smell musty in here?
    George: My mom's house smells like peppermint. It's so homey.
    Meredith: My house isn't homey?
    Denny:: I feel at home.
    Alex: I was raised in a hellhole. This place is a palace.
    Meredith: Why isn't my house homey,George?
    George: I can't explain it.It's just a feeling.
    Meredith: Well,Izzie can't fix a feeling.
    Izzie: She is freaking out,people.Just tell her something I can fix.
    Alex: Rebecca peed on that couch cushion. I've been sleeping there for weeks.
     
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    5.16 - An honest mistake

    Alex: Admit it. Her being around your guy bugs.
    Meredith: Okay. It bugs a little.
     
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    5.17 - I will follow oyou into the dark
    Cristina: When's the last time Izzie held a scalpel? She's falling behind. She's like the new O'malley.
    Alex: Izzie's nothing like o'malley.
    George: Hello.
     
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    5.19 Elevator Love Letter

    Meredith: Hey, How's Izzie?
    George: I don't know.
    Meredith: How's Izzie?
    Cristina: Why?
    Meredith: Have you been to see her?
    Cristina: No I've been working with Swinder all day.
    Alex: What?
    Meredith: Have you been to see Izzie?
    Alex: No, haven't you?

    Meredith: Surgery has started.
    Cristina: Hey, have they started the surgery yet?
    Alex: Yep.
    Intern: Dr Grey, we were wondering did Dr Stevens surgery start yet? Or...
    Meredith: Keep it moving. No loitering in the OR hallway, that's the rule.
    Alex: If they wanna stay, let them stay. People are better than no people.


    Cristina: Did her vitals remain stable the entire time?
    Meredith: Were there any spikes in her intracranial pressure?
    Alex: Was there any residual tumor?
     
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    5.21 No Good at Saying Sorry (One More Chance)

    Meredith: What happened?
    George: Hunt is incredible. The guy shouldn't be alive. 17 bullets, he has 1 lung. He's got one kidney left.
     
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