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2.02 - Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)
Derek: Addison and I are over, Adele.
Addison: It's not like we're divorced.
Derek: Practically divorced.
Adele: [to Addison] You've had counseling?
Derek: We've had adultery, that was enough.

2.03 - Make Me Lose Control
Addison: You know, the way I see it, we could deal with us in one of three ways. Option one, I could apologize, you could forgive me and come home and we could move on with our lives like adults. Or, option two, I could apologize, you could forgive me, come home, but you can bring it up to use against me whenever we argue.
Derek: Are you trying to be funny?
Addison: Satan has a sense of humor.
Derek: What's the third?
Addison: I don't know what the third option is. [Addison kisses Derek.] I just know I still love you.

Derek: Maybe you should've thought of that before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle.
Chief: Satan?
Addison: Good morning. Richard, like the hat.
Derek: Satan speaks.
Addison: Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. [Richard laughs] But I will answer to Satan.

2.04 - Deny, Deny, Deny
Addison: I am not Satan.
Derek: How come you haven't gotten on your broomstick and gone back to New York where you belong?
Addison: Stop being petty.
Derek: Stop being an adulterous bitch.
Addison: You know there was a time when you thought of me as your best friend--
Derek: There was a time that I thought you were the love of my life. Things change.
Addison: Derek, have you ever thought that even if I am Satan and an adulterous bitch that I still might be the love of your life?

2.13 - Begin the Begin
Derek: [to Addison] There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and you are their queen.
Addison: I am fine.
Derek: Except when you're shrieking about trout.
Addison: I was not shrieking about trout.
Derek: You're right, you weren't. You were shrieking about Meredith.
Addison: No, I was shrieking about the trailer. I hate the trailer.
Derek: Oh, okay so the past three weeks have been about the trailer, not about the fact that I said I love Meredith.
Addison: Loved-- you said you loved her, past tense.
Derek: Right, yes, past tense.
Addison: Well, then I have been shrieking about the trailer.

2.21 - Superstition
Derek: Ah! Juju.
Addison: Yep
Derek: You juju'ed Meredith.
Addison: I did, in the spirit of friendship.
Derek: Hmmm.
Addison: What, are we not being friends with Meredith anymore?
Derek: No, no, we are. Meredith and I are friends.
Addison: And you and I are married. So by proxy, Meredith and I are friends.
Derek: That’s very big of you.
Addison: Yeah.
Derek: You don’t have to do that. It’s not like I'm going to be friends with...let's say... Mark.
Addison: Yeah, well, neither am I. Now finish your juju before somebody else dies.

2.23 - Blues For Sister Someone
Addison: Thanks.
Derek: [laughs] You're thanking me for the most boring sex ever!?
Addison: I didn't know what else to say. And you did your best.
Derek: [sarcastically] Ah, thanks. You too! That was really nice work...
Addison: We used to be really good at this!
Derek: Let's do this until we get it right. [Bump heads]
Both: Ah! Ow, jeez! [Phone rings]
Addison: Perfect. [Derek leans over to answer it]
Derek: Hello...Hi...Yeah, yeah--it's about Doc...No, I'm here...I can pick him up this morning...sure, bye!-- [Addison snatches the phone from him]
Addison: Dr. Dandridge, listen, we're gonna have to call you back because we're trying really hard to have some decent sex here-- [flash to Meredith on the other end of the phone]
Addison: What?! [Laughing] [Meredith hangs up]

2.25 - 17 Seconds
Addison: What they're doing is not about love, Derek! Well, it's like you.
Derek: Excuse me?
Addison: Yeah, how you pretend to love me, but really you're just using me to fill some need you have to be a good guy.
Derek: Now's not the time to talk about this. We'll talk about this later.
Addison: Oh what, you walk away, that's all I get?
Derek: Just calm down, please.
Addison: What, what, you're not going to yell at me, call me names, or, I don't know, ignore me in an elevator?
Derek: What do you want from me, Addison?
Addison: I want you to care. I sleep with your best friend, and you walk away. He comes out here from New York and rubs it in your face, and still you get a good night's sleep. What do I have to do? Oh, I know. Maybe what I should do is go out on a date with the vet because that seems to be something that sends you into a blind rage. Oh but wait, that won't work either because I'm not Meredith Grey!

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