Izzie Stevens Quotes

Izzie Stevens

Posted on 26/9/2007, 19:21

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2.05 - Bring the pain
Meredith: You should take something.
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitur award goes to...
Izzie: I’m sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.

2.12 - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Izzie: You failed your...YOU'RE HELPING HIM?

Izzie: He CHEATED on me! He CHEATED on me!
Cristina: I told you she'd find out.
Izzie: Oh, of COURSE you're in on it. He CHEATED on me! With George's skanky syph nurse!
Meredith: We KNOW he cheated on you, that's why we let you turn the house into Santa's freaking Village. We're not big on holidays. YOU know that, but we're trying to be supportive, because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex is having a harder time.
Izzie: Why does anybody care what kind of time Alex is having.
Meredith: Because he's Dirty Uncle Sal! [insert awkward pause, strange looks, springy sound effects, and little confused sputters from Cristina and George with a slight glare from Izzie here] He's Dirty Uncle Sal! He's the one who embarrasses everyone at family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls but you invite him to the picnic anyway. [Pause, looks, sound effect, sputters, and glares continue] I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes this hospital, you guys, are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex but maybe you could try and help him anyway--sort of like in the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats!

2.18 - yesterday
Izzie: You know when you don’t have sex for a while you sort of forget how good it is and you don't really need it as much?
George: Yeah that doesn't happen to guys.
Izzie: It’s like a beast, a beast that was asleep for a long, long time. And now the beast is wide-awake and wants to be fed and the food that Alex gave it-- it was good food George.
George: Something needs to be done about your taste.
Izzie: Ah, you’re just jealous because your beast is still asleep.
George: My beast isn’t asleep. My beast never sleeps.

2.19 - What have I done to deserve this?
Izzie: What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough. Can we get over the shocked silence already

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