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Izzie Stevens.
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2.01 Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
• "I am on her side, but we’re talking a possible standstill here. Recognize."
Meredith: Lets play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win.
Cristina: You don't wanna play with me.
Meredith: Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Derek is married.
(George spits his beer out)
Cristina: George, beer is dripping from your nostrils.
(He walks off to the bathroom)
Meredith: Told ya I'd win.
Cristina: No, you didn't win.
Meredith: Did you hear me? I said Derek is married, as in pig-headed adulterous liar married. Nothing you could say could top that.
Cristina: I'm pregnant. I win.
(Joe collaspses)
Cristina: Ok, maybe Joe wins.
Meredith: You’re sleeping with someone?
Cristina: Why is that such a shock? Even George managed to get some action.
George: Correction. George got some syphilis.
Meredith: All this time, all your warnings about me sleeping with my boss, and you're doing the same exact thing?
Cristina: Oh, it's not the same.
Meredith: It's the exact...
Cristina: You and McDreamy are in a relationship.
Meredith: And you and Burke are in...?
Cristina: Switzerland. It’s very neutral there, and they make very nice watches.
Cristina: That’s why I told you I’m pregnant. You’re my person.
Meredith: I am.
Cristina: Yeah, you are. Whatever.
Meredith: Whatever.
Cristina: He dumped me. You realize this constitutes hugging.
Meredith: Shut up. I’m your person.
2.02 Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)
Meredith: It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy . . . penises. They didn't tell me they had a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to break up with you.
Cristina: It's not that Burke broke up with me it's how he broke up with me. Like it's business, like it was bus -- like he's the boss of me
Meredith: He is the boss of me
Cristina: What's worse is that I care
Meredith: I'm going to throw up again. No. Wait. False alarm.
Cristina: The problem is estrogen
Meredith: No the problem is tequilla
Cristina: You know I used to be all business and then he goes and gets me pregnant
Meredith: With the stupid boy penis
Cristina: He ruined me. I'm ruined. He turned me into this fat stupid pregnant girl. Who cares. Estrogen
Meredith: Penises. Penises Izzie.
Cristina: Estrogen George
George: OK. What’d I miss?
Burke: Your surgery is rescheduled.
Cristina: Mine’s bigger than yours?
Alex: Whip it out, I’ll measure
Cristina: Shut up Alex.
George: Why are you yelling at me?
Cristina: Because of the estrogen George. Because of all the estrogen.
Mrs. Seibert: Have you ever been in love doctor? Have you?
Cristina: Love has its limits
2.03 Make Me Lose Control
• "Meredith... leave the sarcasm up to me.. Really... it doesn't suit you."
Cristina: Oh, you're stupid. Oh, god, you're stupid evil sadist, and I wanna kill you.
Meredith: Endorphins are good. Endorphins are mood elevators. This is supposed to make us feel better.
Cristina: Do you feel better?
Cristina: Slutty mistress.
Meredith Pregnant whore.
Cristina: Sleeping with our bosses was a great idea!
Cristina: Do you want to cry now?
Meredith: No.
Cristina: Ok, let's...let's jog.
Meredith: I just think you should tell him about the baby because he should at least have the responsibility of having to pay.
Cristina: No! You know what? He’ll never know. It’s over. Once this pregnancy is taken care of, Burke won’t even be a blip on my radar. He’ll be a smudge.
Meredith: Right.
Cristina: You know, Meredith? Leave the sarcasm up to me. Really. It doesn’t suit you.
2.04 Deny Deny Deny
Dr. Bailey (to Izzie): Dr. Stevens, what are the primary causes of ventricular arrhythmias?
(Izzie moves to speak but is interrupted by Cristina who has come to the doorway in her hospital gown with her IV stand)
Cristina: Valvular disease. Mitral valve prolapse, stimulants, drugs and metabolic abnormalities.
(She looks pleased with herself. Everyone else looks exasperated or amused)
Cristina: What?
Dr. Bailey: Out!
Cristina: I’m fine.
Dr. Bailey: Out! You better be in your room by the time we round on you.
Cristina: And when will that be?
Dr. Bailey: In 15 secs. 14. 13. 12. 11
(Cristina starts walking away, but you can see her underwear through the slip at the back of the gown. George, Izzie & Meredith laugh. Dr. Bailey turns away.)
Alex: Nice panties Yang.
(Cristina closes the back of the gown so nothing shows and turns back to Alex.)
Cristina: In your dreams evil spawn.
Cristina: Mer. Mer. You cannot leave me alone with her. I’m flying over the cuckoo’s nest. You have to save me.
Meredith: You need time to heal.
Cristina: I’m healed..... I’m healed!!...Oh god.
George: You’re officially AWOL you know?
Cristina: I’m working. I’m trying to figure out what’s going on with the crazy woman on fourth.
George: You are the crazy woman on fourth.
Cristina: I made a break of freedom. Will you hand me that dictionary
Cristina: I can’t stop. I can’t. I can’t stop …(sobs)
Izzie: Crying. She can’t stop crying.
Helen: I knew she’d break sooner or later. Just a matter of time.
Cristina: I will kill her!!!!
Meredith: Cristina …
Cristina (still sobbing): Make, make it stop. Make it sto-opp.
(Continues crying. George tries to hand her another tissue)
Cristina (yells): Somebody sedate me!!!!
2.05 Bring In The Pain
• "Don't tell anyone I did this for you. You tell anyone I did this for you, not only will I kill you, I will sell your body parts for cash! OK. So. There were these women. Nurses. Three nurses. And they were...naughty. They were really, really naughty. They were three naughty nurses. Saucy, even. Saucy and bad and naughty. Three saucy bad naughty nurses. They were taking a shower. Together. Soaping each other up. And then this doctor walks in and he sees these three naughty bad nurses with these great big... "
Cristina: Oh yes, I'm so very, very naughty! Bianca said as she dropped her stethoscope. “Me too!”, said Crystal as she snapped on her surgical glove, and then there was Marta...
[Bailey walks by, sees what's going on, and glares at Cristina. Cristina shrugs at her.]
Cristina: Where was I?
Henry: Marta.
Cristina: Oh yes, Marta. She was the naughtiest nurse of all because she knew how...
[The power comes back on, including the porn video]
Cristina: Oh, thank God.
Meredith: You should take something.
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitur award goes to...
Izzie: I’m sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.
2.06 Into You Like A Train
• "I'll go find the right, right leg."
• "[to paramedic] Okay, really, I cannot straddle another giant ego right now. I'm already doing the splits. "
Cristina: I am SO not tired anymore.
George: Me neither! I'm not tired anymore either!
George: Does that mean he picked her?
Cristina: If it does, I just lost fifty bucks.
Cristina: PLEASE tell me you've seen a leg! A cleanly severed right leg!
George: No. [Cristina leaves]
Meredith: How weird is this job?
George: Weird.
2.07 Something To Talk About
• "Okay, found, stole, hijacked, whatever."
• "Give me a break, we shuffle rooms all the time. You know, if we need a bedpan changed, we’ll let you know. "
Cristina: Now, you can either walk away guilt-free, or risk your place in the program, which could possibly lead to spending the rest of your life serving fries in bad clothing. So you in?
Meredith: Hell, yeah
2.08 Let It Be
• "I can do hot in my sleep! I look hot in scrubs! I'm a hot person. "
Cristina: Plus I've already spent an hour picking bird parts out of the guy. I'm over it.
George: Carpe diem.
Meredith: Right, you and my forehead. I'm beginning to look how I feel. Carpe that.
George: This is the luckiest day in the world!
Cristina: Tell that to the bird.
Meredith: Wow, you look hot. [George whistles]
Cristina: Yeah, Burke and I are going to talk about how hot I am over dinner. This date is such a mistake.
George: it's easy to get nervous on dates. It's especially hard if you're out of practice so you've just got to be mellow --
Cristina: Yeah, I know how to date, George. How about you?
Cristina: [about Burke] He's seen me naked a thousand times.
George: Bad! Bad images in my head!
2.09 Thanks For The Memories
• [about inviting Burke to Thanksgiving dinner] What was I supposed to do? Blow off my boyfriend for Thanksgiving? [Pause; whispers to Izzie] I tried to. He wouldn't blow. He's like something sticky that won't blow off.
Cristina: Meredith's a WASP, isn't she? Liquor is like oxygen for WASPs.
George: Which is...why we're out of liquor.
Joe: Hey, this is my boyfriend, Walter
Cristina: Whatever, tell me you brought liquor.
Joe: I brought pie. Pumpkin.
Cristina: You're a bartender!
Joe: Did you bring scalpels?
George: Today I committed bird murder and I was forced to touch my dad's ass. I get bonus points for showing up at all.
Cristina: I brought booze.
2.10 Much Too Much
• "Oh, nice try with the fancy words. He needs an enema, and the answer is no. "
• "This is where I live. My mother decorated it. I don't do laundry, I buy new underwear. The table? Six months of magazines I know I'll never read but I won't throw out. I don't wash dishes, vacuum, or put the toilet paper on the holder. I hired a maid once ... She ran away crying. The only things in my fridge are water, vodka, and diet soda, and I don't care... But you do. Still think living together is a good idea?"
Meredith: You're going through his stuff, aren't you?
Cristina: There's no stuff to go through. It's a freak show. I mean, you can do surgery in here. Oh, he arranged his books using the Dewey Decimal system! Mer, I'm scared.
Meredith: Get out, get out of the house--now.
Meredith: Burke keyed you?
Cristina: I got freaking keyed before coffee.
Meredith: What is wrong with them?
Cristina: They're like these 1950s debutantes, one dance and there's a shotgun to your head.
Meredith: What are you doing here...um...Steve?
Steve: I'm having a little problem.
Cristina: Steve, Steve?
Steve: Actually, I'm having a big problem.
Meredith: What?
Cristina: Steve, hi! Cristina.
Steve: Ever since you...and I ...um...it won't go away.
Meredith: Cristina!
Cristina: What? It's right there, looking at me! There are so many things I could say right now -- Champ!
Cristina: It's not my fault you broke the guy's penis.
Bailey: Broke his what? [Cristina and Meredith trying to evade her] Hey ! Don't make me chase you down. I'm growing a person here !
Cristina: You would give Burke an enema?
Meredith: Yes!
Cristina: Uh, huh.
Meredith: Maybe. No. But that's not the point.
Cristina: Ah, yeah, OK, here's how it goes. I do this for you, and you do every enema I'm assigned to for an entire month.
Meredith: Deal!
Cristina: Wow, you really don't want to do this.
2.11 Owner Of A Lonely Heart
• "Clearly being alone has its benefits. "
Izzie: He’s unbelievable! I am so glad I never slept with him which is his loss because I’m really good in bed. Mind blowing. Mind blowingly good in bed.
Cristina: Are you trying to seduce us?
Izzie: Dammit, WHAT?!
Cristina: Hell hath no fury like a girl whose non-boyfriend screws a nurse.
Izzie [under her breath]: BITCH!
Cristina: I like you bitter and pissed off. You're almost like a normal person now.
Cristina: Is she crazy?
Paramedic: If you call a murderer crazy.
Constance: [at Cristina] Yeah, BABY, that's what I'm talkin' about! WEE!
Cristina: Are you sure you can't do it?
Bailey: I can. I choose not to.
Izzie: [about Alex] I'm telling you, Meredith was all over him.
Cristina: Seriously, she was all over him? What, like mounting him, with all the babies watching? Seriously?
Izzie: I'M HAVING A MOMENT HERE. DON'T MESS WITH ME.
Cristina: You're not going to have a nervous breakdown and kill yourself, are you?
Izzie: No.
Cristina: So, there's no chance you'll kill us?
[Izzie storms out.]
George: OK, that was wrong on so many levels.
2.12 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
• "Okay, seriously, if you are that lonely, there are excellent vibrators. I can give you a catalogue. "
• "He's all yours, Georgey! Do your worst! "
• "I believe in medicine. And it's a medical miracle you're alive. And medicine is a lot cooler than Santa."
• "So I'm just saying...I think you should decide to live. Live so you can become a doctor, and you can find a way to do heart transplants without someone having to die. Or, live so you can grow up and have kids and...Raise them not to believe in Santa. That would piss your mom off. Just decide to live. Because in your case, dying really isn't the best revenge. "
Cristina: I'm a 55 year old man. I'm nauseous and I can't stop throwing up.
Alex: Forget it alright. I didn't ask for anybody's help.
Cristina: Look evil spawn, you can nurse your pride, key word being nurse. Or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you.
Alex: [pauses] Any abdominal pain.
Cristina: Yes, from my giant fat belly all the way to my back. Oh and I'm drunk. Hiccup. Hiccup.
[Alex is practicing giving Cristina a breast exam, only it looks like he's groping her]
Cristina: OK, the way you're grabbing me right now, that's assault. [She takes his hand and demonstrates how to give a breast exam] This is an exam. Pat, pat, pat. [George walks in and sees]
George: What? What the hell? Does Izzie know? Does Burke know about this?
Cristina: Unbunch your panties, George, we're helping Alex study. [To Alex] Do it.
George: I can't hear you when his hand is on your boob.
Cristina: Take your hand off my boob, Alex.
Cristina: You.
George: What?
Cristina: [as she's walking away] Boobs!
2.13 Begin The Begin
Bailey: You’re off work Cristina. Go enjoy your day.
Cristina: I’ll enjoy my day if I can help retrieve a heart. Promise.
Cristina: That's a nice coat.
Bailey: 80 hour work week. That’s what’s on your mind? I thought about it. Not keeping it.
Cristina: You did?
Bailey: My husband and I … we tried for years but still when that stick turned blue … Well you can’t work the way we work, you can’t want the kind of careers that we want and not take pause. I took pause.
Cristina: You paused?
Bailey: I paused. I paused a very long time.
2.14 Tell Me Sweet Little Lies
• "Destructive, aggressive hell-dog available!"
Meredith: Why aren't you busy prepping for rounds and stealing all the good cases
Cristina: Why aren't you busy prepping for rounds and stealing all the good cases
Meredith: No reason.
Cristina: No reason. [Pauses] Burke thinks I moved in with him.
Meredith: McDreamy and I have a case. He thinks you moved in with him?
Cristina: You're calling him McDreamy again?
Cristina: What are you doing?
Meredith: What are YOU doing?
Cristina: Stop repeating what I say!
Rick: So what are you saying? I, I smoke a cigarette after my operation and boom my fingers fall off?
Cristina : No first they turn black and necrotic and then they fall off.
Cristina: You want to be me, but you can't be me. You want to be me, but you . . . [looks sick]
Izzie: Crap. She's gonna blow.
Cristina: We're in an elevator. That's your specialty, right? McDreamy moments in elevators?
Derek: Dr. Yang…
Cristina: You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife.
Derek: I never lied to her.
Cristina: You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar. You want me to lie to the patient? Fine, I'll lie.
2.15 Break On Through
• "Bring it on, soccer mom!"
Cristina: Ow. Ow. Ow.
Sydney: Am I hurting you?
Cristina: No you're touching me
Cristina: Uhh...Sydney? I just wanted to...Uhh...uh...ap--...apoloshsshize....for you know...overstepping...uh, mmmmsorry... Sydney: Well, there's the compassion I was looking for! Apology accepted. Okay, you want to hug it out?
2.16 It's the End of the World
Cristina: This is me being supportive.
Meredith: Really?
Cristina: Yeah, I'm totally supportive. Go.
Cristina: Which surgeon are we going to have to suck up to today?
Bailey: That would be me.
Cristina (to the bomb squad guy): Back Up!
Meredith: Oh no she will hurt him!
2.17 As We Know It
• " Burke, you awake? Burke? I love you too."
Cristina: What are you doing?
Bomb Guy: Stop! Stop right where you are!
Cristina: What are you doing?!
Bomb Guy: I thought Dr. Burke told you to leave.
Meredith: We’re moving to an OR further away from the oxygen line. You know, in case we blow up.
Bomb Guy: I distinctly remember him telling you to leave.
Cristina: Where is he?
Bomb Guy: He’s prepping the OR.
Cristina: Then he’ll never know, will he?
Bomb Guy: You stay over there.
Meredith: Tell me something.
Cristina: What?
Meredith: Cristina. I have my hand on a bomb. I’m freaking out. And most importantly, I really have to pee. Tell me anything.
Cristina: He told me he loved me. Last night, he thought I was sleeping, but I heard him say it.
Meredith: Burke loves you.
Cristina: Yeah. [To Bomb Guy] Mind your own business.
Meredith: Burke loves you!
Cristina: Yeah everybody has problems.
Meredith: Well are you gonna say it back, or-
Cristina: Of course not! He didn’t say it to me, he said it to sleeping me! Reciprocity is not required. Besides he might blow up.
Meredith: Excellent point.
2.18 Yesterday
Cristina: You know, he’s acting like I committed a crime. Like my apartment is full of stolen goods. He’s acting like I kept my apartment to hide stolen good so I could do illegal transplants for money.
Meredith: Are you sure he’s not just acting like you lied to him about moving in?
Cristina: What the hell's wrong with you?
Meredith: My mommy’s a filthy whore.
George: Why is he suturing his own face?
Cristina: To turn me on.
Cristina: McSexy?
Meredith: No?
Izzie: McYummy?
Meredith and Cristina: No
Meredith: McSteamy
Cristina: Aw, there it is
Izzie: Yep
George: Excuse me, I'm just Choking back some ... McVomit
Alex: What did he say? Did you hear that?
Cristina: Did he call him a crack-whore?
Alex: You call him that.
Cristina: Oh shut up. I’m trying to read lips. Shepard’s gesturing! Big gesturing!
2.19 What Have I Done to Deserve This?
George: It's just that, I believe in Karma. You know, good things happen to good people. At least, I thought that was the way the universe works.
Cristina: How can you think that and practice medicine?
George: Fine! I'm not saying that everybody who gets sick, or everybody that dies is bad, I think there is a balance. Or there should be a balance.. There should be some sort of balance. That's all.
Burke: Good god, O'Malley, what the hell did Grey do to you?
Cristina: You'll just be okay until you die.
Keith: Are you trying to comfort me?
Cristina: No.
Cristina: He's the weaker kid. I mean even I don’t beat up on the weaker kid, it’s cheap.
Meredith: I did a terrible thing... I did a terrible thing.
Cristina: He's been in love with you since day one, there's no way you didn’t know that... we all do terrible things.
Meredith: Thank you.
Cristina: You're welcome.
George: So she really didn't tell you about it?
Cristina: No. Why, is that a bad thing?
George: Well, she tells you everything. So it didn't matter enough to her to even talk about it.
Cristina: George, the pity thing? Not good. If you want crappy things to stop happening to you, then stop accepting crap and demand something more.
2.20 Band-Aid Covers the Bullet Hole
• "Okay this is why some species eat their young. "
• "I fed him. Oh god there’s poop everywhere."
• "I know you’re the boss of me and you could destroy my career and make my life a living hell and torture and pain and all that but just in the future I don’t baby sit!"
Izzie: What happened to George’s hair? Is he having a nervous breakdown?
Cristina : Burke says he’s got issues. Uh you should see them together. Like doing things, like running … and cooking and talking. They’re like bonding.
Izzie : And you’re afraid that Burke will realize that he makes a better girlfriend than you?
Webber: Dr. Yang.
Cristina : Oh ah, Dr. Webber.
Webber : What’s that smell?
Cristina : Uh…it’s faeces, it’s baby faeces. We had an incident, sir.
Webber : Are you having trouble with the diaper, Yang?
Cristina : Sir. No, sir.
Webber : Because it looks like you’re having trouble with the diaper.
Cristina : No, sir, I’ve got a … I’ve got a MD from Stanford and a PhD from Berkley I can handle this diaper.
Cristina: Seriously?
George: Seriously.
Cristina: Nice, think she has a couch you can sleep on?
2.21 Superstition
Cristina: Great. No blood, no guts, no lives to save. It's dead quiet.
Bailey: Uh, did you really just say that?
Izzie: Cristina!
Cristina: What
George: You said the "q" word
Izzie: That's like saying Macbeth in the theatre.
Cristina: Please. You think because someone says its quiet that'll mean---
[all hell breaks loose]
Cristina: Can anyone spell coincidence?
Cristina: Ow, ow, you're touching me.
Izzie: George says you have one of Burke's scrub caps.
Cristina: So--
Izzie: GIVE IT TO HIM!
Cristina: What? He doesn’t need it!
Izzie: That's not your decision to make, not when he's going in on Denny, Now are you going to give it to him or am I going to physically take it from you?
Cristina: Are you threatening me?
Izzie: I swear to god, Cristina, I like you, I really do. But I grew up in a trailer park and I am so not above kicking your pampered, little Beverly Hills ass. And I do mean, physically kicking your ass.
2.22 The Name of the Game
• (grinning) “Basics.”
Callie: [to George] Apparently we think alike.
Cristina: Wow. Can't believe you're proud of that.
Cristina: Who doesn't know Madonna?
Izzie: [coughs] Sore loser.
Cristina: I am not a sore loser. And you know, so what if I am? See, the whole point of games is that there is a winner. A first place. You want a second best surgeon operating on you? [Meredith shakes her head] No, you want the very best. And second best is mediocre. And to settle for mediocrity is... frankly, a sign of self loathing and a substandard work ethics. I've gotta get George out of my apartment.
Meredith: You know, you could sleep with him and right in the middle start crying. It’s painful and humiliating and unbelievably cruel, but apparently, it works.
Izzie: [to Meredith] Would you just keep knitting? [To Cristina] Kick him out so he can come back home to us.
Cristina: No, no, I can't kick him out. He's Burke's puppy, it's gotta be Burke's idea. I just gotta figure out a way to make him do it.
2.23 Blues For Sister Someone
• “Burke, um, I laid on top of you naked last night so why don't you wax nostalgic about THAT.”
Meredith: It's weird, right? I mean, he's Derek vet, he's Doc's vet, he's my vet. He's McVet. It's weird to date him, right?
Cristina: Wait, did you say "vet"?
Meredith: Mmm-hmm.
Cristina: Like animals? Oh you can't date a vet, he's not even a real doctor.
2.24 Damage Case
Cristina: People! What's with all the evil misery? Huh? Live, and let live.
George: You're cheerful.
Cristina: Oh.
Izzie: You are. How is that possible?
Cristina: I scrubbed in on a four hour paraesophageal surgery last night, and then I got laid. And now three ambulances are coming in full of bloody broken car crash victims, all who need to be cut open. So I'm cheery, I'm cheery, I am so cheery! I'm cheery! I'm cheerful!
Meredith: Poor Marshall. I mean one minute you're a surgeon and the next you destroyed an entire family.
Izzie: Last month I fell asleep on a parking lot, on a bench. I literally couldn't even make it to the car.
Meredith: I fell asleep in a restaurant, at a table while I was on a date.
Cristina: I fell asleep during sex. [George joins them and tells Izzie that Callie is looking for her and that she could have told Callie that she was busy]
Izzie: Oh please, don't talk about me about standards, the girl couldn't even wash her hands [She laughs and Meredith also laughs until George gives her an look]
Cristina: Don't worry about Bambi, if Burke can forgive me for falling asleep during sex, then Bambi can forgive you for crying.
Meredith: But Burke hasn't forgiven you. [Cristina looking like the thought never occurred to her]
2.25 17 Seconds
• "Oh don't fall for it. That's how they do it, huh, with the ‘I love you’s, with the ‘move in with me’s, and they suck you in, they melt your resolve and the minute you ACTUALLY need something, something that you totally deserve oh forget it, you know it's not gonna happen because they're gonna pass you over for surgery or they duck behind you when somebody's shooting."
Cristina: [about Burke] He is picturing my face. He is totally picturing that dart puncturing my skull. [Sees Burke holding up arm in manly show-off and imitates him] Ooh, look at that.
Izzie: [to Meredith] Derek, Derek is picturing you.
Meredith: He called me a whore. He lost the right to picture me.
Cristina: So I fall asleep during sex. So what? Ass!
Cristina: Karev! He stood there and choose that moron over me.
Meredith: I mean I'm trying to help the dog and he's standing there talking about putting the dog down. Like Doc means nothing.
Cristina: He's not rewarding Karev, he's punishing me.
Meredith: And he hates Finn, who by the way is great with dogs.
Cristina: He withholds surgery when I'm a bad girlfriend. It's his MO. How controlling and macho and petulant is that?
Meredith: At least he's not shooting people or putting dogs down.
Cristina: I'm dumping him. This relationship is so over.
Izzie: I told a lie. [Pause] To Dr. Burke.
Cristina: Good for you, fight the power.
Izzie: No, no, I need ...Oh God I can't think, I can't .. I don't know what to do. What do I do?! There's this guy ahead of Denny on the transplant list.
Meredith:[consoling tone] He'll get the next heart, Iz.
Izzie: [yells] NO! He needs to get this heart!
Cristina: He probably will get a heart at some point, but as long as Denny is doing well at the LVAD and there's someone else ahead of him on the transplant list, he's not going to get the heart, ok.
Izzie: Yes. You're right. Thank you. Thank you. [Izzie starts rooting around for supplies]
Cristina:[whispers to Meredith] OK, if I was going to pick someone who's gonna psycho and shoot up the place, it's Izzie.
Meredith: Totally.
2.26 Deterioration of the Fight or Flight Response / 2.27 Losing My Religion
Cristina: [after Cristina realizes the guy's the one who shot Burke] That guy shot you. [To the nurse] Move.
Nurse: He's a lost cause.
Cristina: Move.
Nurse: He's circling the drain.
Cristina: You don't get to kill yourself, you do not get off that easily. [To the nurse] Push hard dose of epi.
Nurse: Dr. Yang.
Cristina: What? I want to be able to tell his family I did everything I could to save his pathetic, miserable life. Give him three of epi. Now.
Chief: [walking up to the group] Yang, Shep's asking for you.
Cristina: Uh, for Burke's surgery?
Chief: Yes, hurry up.
Cristina: Uh, I can't, I'm in a time-out.
Cristina: Hey! We stick together, we all did this. Nobody's a victim. We stick together. [Surprised looks from everyone] Dammit.
Izzie: Thank you.
Cristina: You're welcome.
Cristina: I didn't like teenage girls when I was a teenage girl.
Meredith: I wore a lot of black.
Cristina: Ooh.
Meredith: Had the whole angry pink-hair thing going on. Wouldn't have been caught dead at a prom.
Cristina: My mother made me go. My date barfed on my dress and then tried to feel me up.
Chief: [one on one meeting with Cristina] I know your type. You're a surgical junkie.
Cristina: Yes sir?
Chief: I'm just saying, it's not going to be easy for you to be away from the OR that long.
Cristina: No sir.
Chief: And if you want to get back to the OR, you're going to tell me what I need to know, aren't you?
Cristina: You're right, it's not easy for me to be away from the OR. And it's not easy for me to sit in front of you, or any other authority figure, for that matter, and not be able to give you the exact answer that you want to hear. I'm the one with the answers. I've always been the one with the answers. But right now, sir, I don't have any.
Chief: Dr. Yang.
Cristina: How do you keep your edge sir? Because I've watched you and you've been doing this a long time, and you're clean...you're focused, you are the job, nothing gets to you. And the thing is, sir, I was like that...until I got here, until I actually started doing this job and now everything is--is fuzzy and . . .
Chief: That’s beside the point.
Cristina: No, see, sir, this is the point. Because I can't tell you, I can't tell you what happened in that room. And before I could have; no guilt, no loyalties, no problem. Before--before I wouldn't have even been in that room. I wouldn't have gotten involved. I would have never frozen in surgery, and I would have told him what I thought he should do. I had an edge, sir. I had an edge, and I've lost it, and I need it. I need it back. So, if you could just tell me, how you keep yours and how not to be affected, I know I could be a great surgeon. So if you could just give me the answers, I would really appreciate it.
Chief: You're excused Dr. Yang.
Cristina: But--
Chief: You're excused.
Cristina: I'll tell you, I'll tell you who cut the LVAD wires if you'll please--
Chief: No you won't, I don't want to know. Not from you. Yea, I have the answers, but I can't tell them to you. I'm not going to be responsible for you becoming less human.
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